kentucky sober

only doing your friends drugs to save money.

sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?

kentucky sober by analhandle October 17, 2022

Kentucky Sober

"Kentucky sober" refers to the physical and mental state of a person after they have been to Kentucky Fried Chicken and entered a food coma that was so intense they got meat sweats. This results in them being "Kentucky hungover" the next day until the effects start to abate and they become "Kentucky sober".

Sorry, I can't hang out today I was at KFC last night and I'm not Kentucky sober yet...

Kentucky Sober by EllosJuldekoration January 27, 2023

Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."

I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.

Kentucky sober by zpak May 26, 2025

Kentucky Sober

Being Kentucky Sober means you don’t do anything a horse wouldn’t do. No alcohol or drugs except for ketamine.

Ron: “why are you doing a line you said you were sober!?”
Shelly: “I’m Kentucky sober, this is ketamine it’s for my depression”

Ron: “doing lines in the back of a Waymo will not treat your depression!”

Kentucky Sober by GSleazy445 January 5, 2026