Kenmore Minute
A Kenmore Minute occurs when your washer says it has "one minute" left to finish the load, when in fact it can take up to ten minutes, but usually no less than six.
Jon: "Hey man, are you gonna be ready soon?"
Jack: "Yeah, just give me a Kenmore minute and I will be."
Jon: "By my count you have had four minutes."
Jack: "No, no, no. I'm allowed *at least* six minutes, according to my Kenmore washer."
Jack: "Yeah, just give me a Kenmore minute and I will be."
Jon: "By my count you have had four minutes."
Jack: "No, no, no. I'm allowed *at least* six minutes, according to my Kenmore washer."
Kenmore Minute by d-dawg120 April 22, 2013
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