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Kendalled 

The act of being served many alcoholic beverages within the span of a few hours. Typically the act of being Kendalled involves Jell-O shots combined with an another alcohol. Most people do not recognize that they have been Kendalled until it is too late.
Jason isn’t hanging out with us today. He got Kendalled last night.
Kendalled by jwilsonjx October 28, 2019
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a pretty girl who is not afraid to call you a hoe or not. She's also a bad bitch and will tell you if you look trashy or ashy ANYDAY
I love Kendyle
kendyle by Igotyou November 8, 2014

The Kendall 

Its when you finger someone's ass then wipe it on your shirt
Kendall stuck her finger in the cat butt and then wiped it on her shirt she pull off the kendall
The Kendall by rayman23 October 30, 2013
A beatiful girl with many friends. She is often crazy, but once you get to know her she is the most lovable people you will ever meet. Her funny attitude gives her countless friends. But don't be fooled by this witty personaltity, she can be the most romantic person ever. I seriously think I'm in love with this girl.
Boy 1: Did you see that beatiful girl pass by

Boy 2: Ya, she must be a Kendall
Kendall by YES THIS IS SO TRUE February 21, 2013
You look at her and can't help but love her. Kind but strong! Can also be a bitch if you push her too far. Very loyal and beautiful. The woman of your dreams if you can keep her.
She is the Kendele of My dreams.
Don't fuck with that Kendele.
kendele by Dogeatdogworld January 13, 2017

Kendall Jenner 

The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob
"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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