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A severely shortened version of "can't be bothered".
1. "Would you like a toke?" - "Nah man, kenbeb"
2. "Pass me that baggie" - "Kenbeb"
Kenbeb by FCB_87 February 2, 2006
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Kennebunkport Surprise 

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina.
After months at sea, the old sailor gave the prostitute the old Kennebunkport Surprise, effectively combining the two things he loved most in this world: pussy and clam chowder.

Kennebunkport chowder 



Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing oral on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina then procedding to eat it
For tonights entree me and michelle are gonna go off and have some fun then i will proceed to give her the kennebunkport chowder

kennebunk 

the best place to go in the summmer.
it's where all the rich, cute guys go.
has awesome beaches, and tonss of things to do
"im going to kennebunk all summer"
"lucky! can i come?"
kennebunk by YOUUUUUUUU January 16, 2008

Kendebeatz 

A man with braids and beats, rapper from new York Grammy nominated represents Queens ny, never caps in his songs and a big fan of the Yankees, also a man named ramon ducked him in a fight
Yo kendebeatz never caps
Kendebeatz by Joemumbob May 28, 2021
A mexican loser that showers everyday due to his unacceptable filth
Damn my dog smells like Kenbob
kenbob by pinkmint May 21, 2022

The Kennebunks 

A town full of mansions and trust babies who’s parents went to an Ivy League and {or} make $300,000 - 2 Million dollars a year.

Tons of beaches, yachts & models. Taylor Swift films music videos at the Hampton’s residence.
Beautiful towns, beautiful people (seriously the most physically attractive people you will ever meet) but lots of snobs. None of them own a clothing article under $30. Though snobs, they are especially smart due to exceptional IB schools. The smarter ones end up going to elite boarding schools. They all end up being successful Ivy League alums in a Mansion next door to their parents or across from the Bush Estate.

In the summer it gets incredibly due to tourists. They have great resturaunts and bars. Most millionaires vacation at beach mansions for the summer. The cheapest water front property starts at one million dollars, and at the end of the summer they all go back to their other mansions. Kennebunkers on the social scale expect nothing but the best of the best.

The “poor” side of Kennebunk is called “WestK” and is known for its soundcloud rappers. Their parents still make around 200,000 dollars each, a year. They all become just as successful in the end though.

Christmas prelude is heavily celebrated there where businesses vendor out on the street, to millionaire tourists and a multi millionaire community come together to buy “gluten free dairy free hot chocolate”.
The Kennebunks

Sarah: Ugh! My dad got be a louis instead of a Chanel! What’d you get, George?

George: Oxford tan yeezys. I didn’t know what to ask for since I just bought myself a supreme backpack.

Scentence #2

Wanna be Chance the Rapper: yo west k where it’s at
The Kennebunks by drrrrreeewesketit November 11, 2017
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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