An extremely handsome man, who upon closer inspection is determined to be superficial, and shallow or "plastic" as well as having significantly smaller than normal or virtually nonexistent (male)genitalia.
Alice: Hey, how was the date with the Cop?
Jenny: Awful. Total Ken Doll. Don't waste the pretty, baby.
Jenny: Awful. Total Ken Doll. Don't waste the pretty, baby.
by BrnEyes May 20, 2005
When a guy pulls his scrotum up and over his penis hiding everything in his sack. The result.. looking like a true to life Ken Doll.
Ricky came out of the bathroom and had put his sack over his penis, I screamed and he said "Hey, Barbie Girl, I am your Ken Doll"
by Cainon Stone August 6, 2014
Where the pelvic muscles meet with the hip and the thigh muscles. Which may appear as a bulge or cut because of definition of the muscle as shown on a ken doll.
I love when a man has well defined abs. However, the sexiest thing on a man is those ken dolls that cut right below his abs.
by Apr1l December 6, 2007
omg, I was up all night Ken dolling about Craig. Too bad i couldn’t take advantage of him in the backseat of my Barbie car.
by Smorefun February 7, 2023
A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
by Fried glue February 27, 2017
by Chilltown January 4, 2008
An open view but with nothing to look at . Often of flat land that has no focus, defining feature or punch to it . Although better than no view at all , less desirable than ocean, skyline or park . Similar to where one pulls down the pants of a Ken doll and sees there is nothing to look at .
That new Chicago condo Miller bought is on a high floor , but faces west , away from the lake or skyline . There is a view , but nothing to look at , it’s a real Ken Doll view .
by Peepcreep December 19, 2021