Kemp

Popular street name for Ket, unique to Derby

Let’s get on kemp tonight

by Kayalana June 14, 2020

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Kemp

Someone who has a very untidy house and never leaves no matter the weather.

Hey, u seem like a Kemp

by Johnson Haley February 7, 2022

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Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.

I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad

by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014

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Denan Kemp

Denan Kemp, King of the Goosey. A man who provides life to all NRL followers. A man who is soo arousing, others want to be him. He has the best glutes you’ll see and never disappoints on a Saturday.

Ohhhh wowww! That Denan Kemp is the definition of arousal.

by Sogs bruh October 17, 2019

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Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.

1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.

by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009

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