Kelly Blue Book

Getting railed by a backwoods redneck and/or a trucker at a Love's truck stop.

Yo, I heard Brett got a Kelly Blue Book last night, I hope he's ok!

by mr.mauney August 3, 2016

R. Kelly Blue Book

The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.

"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"

"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"

by Tyger Lily April 27, 2014