A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.
Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"
by M. Bison May 22, 2007
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A condition in which a vocally amazing singer/ very talented musiscian falls into a musical rut and continually produces songs that sound the same/ have very similar melodies, choruses,themes, etc.
Colbie Caillat has an incredible voice, but unfortunately she suffers from Kelly Clarkson Syndrome, so I can only listen to her songs for a little while before I get sick of them.
by chelmc April 12, 2009
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A beautiful 39 year old singer who sings awesome songs like Since U Been Gone and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You). She is also a tv show host and her show is called "The Kelly Clarkson Show."
Lexi: I cannot fucking believe that Patrick cheated on me! Now I am going to listen to some Kelly Clarkson songs to help me feel better.
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