Keenan is the most loyal friend you will ever have. He is good looking and although maybe on the outside he is put together, on the inside, his social anxiety and overthinking will always get the better of him. He is definitely into track and field and probably plays an instrument or two. He is a great friend, but lacks confidence enough to ever get into a serious relationship.
by Shogusama October 19, 2023
The kindest boy with the biggest heart on the planet. He's loving, kind, caring, handsome, funny, supportive, and just overall perfect even with his imperfections. He's there for you no matter the time of day and he's the best boyfriend and future husband (some day :)). He's the one that once you meet him, you'll never want to let go because he's your world.
by bean noodle December 20, 2021
A sexy man who loves the kinky stuff and is a friend to everyone he meets. He is very popular and is a class clown. He is sexy as all shit and will make you turn gay for him.
Keenan is so sexy
by Lovermachine November 17, 2017
Keenan is an interesting and intriguing guy despite his apparent boring life. He has a sense of humor so bad that it’s good and if he has a secret, he’ll build it up as high as he can, then never tell you. Keenan always has some kind of ache or pain no matter how youthful he is and he basically coined the name “old man”. He some how is able to be simultaneously flamboyant and social while being painfully awkward and anxious. A Keenan is a super nerdy, dorky, loser, but it’s what adds to his shitty, almost non-existant charm. If you slip up even once in front of a Keenan you’ll be left teased forever and you can never live it down. Overall, Keenans are an 8/10; minus one point for the secrets, minus another for the shitty nicknames you’ll get stuck with.
by 2:00AM February 23, 2018
On the surface, Keenan is a charming boy-next-door type with good manners and nice hair but he is secretly a fck boy with no personality or substantial interests. He's definitely into soccer and/or ultimate frisbee. Probably in a frat or douchey jock group. He's {nice enough} on the outside but has no actual depth of character. Desperate to "hang" with girls but is incapable of commitment. Kinda cute but ultimately boring af
by camambertdenormandie November 17, 2019
super hot, talented, amazing at sports, and most popular at ur school. watch out because if you have a girl he might steal ;). keenan also originates from the the irish word warrior. most people also love from his amazing body and beautiful eyes and for him being the stupid funny one there.
by keenan_d24 June 22, 2019
Gay, chubby, fat, noncinator 3000 and 7
He is an unwankable person as his nob is so tiny. No joke.
Example 8-D size
He is an unwankable person as his nob is so tiny. No joke.
Example 8-D size
by Stella... "You have no hope" May 25, 2020