to collapse to the hands and knees, to fall, to lose consciousness, to die
Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.
by TyRaq September 18, 2018
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describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed
"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."
by Bungalow Bill September 04, 2007
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A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.
The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.
by Captain Slappy July 10, 2008
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A sexy girl with big tits and a sexy booty that boys dicks that are dying to be shoved into her.
My d*ck is dying to be shoved up Aimee Keelings booty
by Cobie Hodgekiss January 27, 2019
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A medeival naval punishment that involves tying a line to each arm of the convicted sailor and pushing him off the bow of the ship under sail. The sailor was 'hauled' along the barnacle encrusted 'keel' of the vessel aided by the movement of the ship and pulled back aboard at the stern of the ship. It hurt really bad.
"The punishment for stealing rations is keelhauling!"
by steelfish July 29, 2004
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an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing
girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.
by norma76564 December 25, 2016
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after the act of sex takeing ur light cigratte and shoveing it up ur partners ass and blowing smoke into her ass and makeing her fart it out. some people also like to use the ass as and ashtray.
yo i just finished bustin a nut on dat bit den i b finn do a dirty keel u know i b needin my smokes
by mikey j pbg August 15, 2007
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