Keegan Ried

A very shitty man who lies to everyone about how things happened and always plays the victim. A Keegan Ried is manipulative and takes advantage of people who love him. He will make others feel bad if he doesn't get what he wants from them. A Keegan Ried is not reciprocal and will let you drown if it comes to that situation. He is unattractive, but he thinks everyone is sexually attracted to him. A Keegan Ried is a sex addict, and he loves having sex with men. However, Keegan Rieds reject their homosexuality and hide behind a "I'm a straight man of God" mask. Be careful if you encounter a Keegan Ried. They are natives of North Texas. Keegan Ried looks like the bastard son of Pee Wee Herman and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Jenna: My ex is going around getting free stuff from everyone and making them feel bad for him. He is telling them that I kicked him out for no reason. He is not telling people that I caught him cheating on me with two guys!!!
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.

Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!

Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.

Keegan Ried by TexasRealNativeSon October 28, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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