Katmas

A ship name for two people.

(One of the two has a Viking fantasy :p)

Katmas is a great ship

by claws long tail May 9, 2019

Katastro

a kick ass hip-hop/reggae band.

DUDE! Katastro like totes kicks ass!!

by pbguyinbutt January 26, 2011

karmas on her period

when something undeservingly bad happens to you.

if you step in dog shit after you help an old lady across the street then karmas on her period.

by grindingnemo August 30, 2010

katrashed

1: devastated, in ruins, wrecked, demolished
2: completely under the influence of drugs or alcohol, wasted, drunk

After hurricane Katrina katrashed New Orleans, his house was gone forever.

When he returned home from the bar, his new roommate realized he was katrashed when he could barely walk up the stairs.

by VinnyBinx January 14, 2008

katmando

The description of a woman whose sexual orientation is not entirely known (most likely lesbian) and then it is discovered she likes men...alot!...can't get enough penis...Ohhhh myyyyyy!

Matt: "Dude, so what do you think, is Katherine a lesbian or not?"
Jack: "No way dude, she's katmando."
Matt: "How the hell do you know?"
Jack: "I've been hittin' that sweetness for the last 3 months! She even let me give her a Rochester Red Hot!"

by JacknRochNY January 14, 2009

kamasutra

The holy book of all that is erotic. The contents of such a book will help any ordinary man or woman become a sex saint. It contains descriptive instructions and pictures of several different positions of intercourse, including positions involving standind, sitting, laying, handstands, bridges, kneeling, and many other forms a body can take. The goal of this holiest of books is for more variety and gratification in your sexual practices

WARNING: Some positions may cause soreness or injuries in places you never even knew you had. If problems persists please consult your physician or yoga instructor.

Honey lets try position #235 in the "Kamasutra" again, but this time remember to balance at equilibrium between my legs while i do a headstand.

by JDawg April 3, 2003

Pull a Katman

The act of getting extremely pissed off over a meaningless trifle.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, that's the analog stick, not the d-pad. Use the d-pad."

Person 2: "FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE THIS FUCKING GAME SO I DON'T KNOW THE GOD DAMN CONTROLS YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD! GOD, I HATE YOU FUCKING KIDS! I CAN NEVER GET A WORD IN WITH YOU FUCKERS TALKING ALL THE TIME! YOUR PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE TOO, YOU STUPID FUCK, SO SHUT YOUR SHIT-FILLED MOUTH!"

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck? I was telling you how to play... Way to Pull a Katman there. Shit..."

by xX C. P. Health Xx October 8, 2008