.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1867
"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

Go on..Quiz me on Marx...i dares ya..
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When you curl one out in a girls vagina, after drinking 2 litres of smirnoff vodka, simulataniously singing the russian national anthemn, whilst handing out communist propaganda to the unsuspecting public.
I talked about karl marx with kirsty last night.
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1) Australian slang term, as a play on "skid mark".

2) When your fart is wet and you burst a small amount of feces on your underwear.
Both terms relate to feces due to the nature of Karl Marx's political philosophy, and understanding of capital.
1) Friedrich you Karl Marx'd your undies again.
2) Dude, did you Karl Marx yourself.
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A absolute lunatic who created a very destruction way of governing called communism. His ideas caused the death of many people. Karl Marx is a crazy atheist's.
"Karl Marx is the worlds most mentally ill person
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Karl Marx was a pretty smart guy, a heavy drinker and smoker, and a lover, too. Aparently a very good father. A scientist who found a scientific basis for socialism, the first step of a type of society called communism, and the first step after capitalism. The father of historical materialism. Always hated people who spoke of a socialism but not including communism, which would automatically follow up after socialism. His picture was pretty much destroyed by people like Stalin, castro, Mao and several socialists.
Karl Marx realized that most people who starve aren't lazy. And that there's something wrong with that. After that, he found out that sience is on his side, too.
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An ugly bearded man who's political philosophies centred themselves on the idea that the lazy should be able to leach off the hard working.
Karl Marx is the hero of the weak and lazy.
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