A large midwestern city including Kansas City Missouri, Kansas City Kansas, and the suberbs surrounding it. It's very spread out and is a pretty average place to live.
Tech N9ne is from Kansas City, MO. Although he isn't from the East or West coast, he rocks.
by jeFFro May 20, 2005
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The act of banging a bar scank in a freshly plowed field, then pulling out and shooting your load in the dirt, thus truly planting your seed.
"I didn't want anyone to see me with Suzy so I took her out to the edge of town and gave her the Kansas cultivator!"
by kdot08 April 25, 2008
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A shit town in Southeast Kansas. In this shit town is a community college called Allen County Community College. It is the cheapest college you can get without fucking someone important. But, there is El Charro, a very delicious Mexican restaurant. The finest of dining in all of southeast Kansas. Get the Jalisco Special.
Brett "I went to Iola, Kansas today."

Nick "What a shit-fuck town."

Brett "I know, but that El Charro is fucking delicious."

Nick "Yeah."
by WonderBrett February 21, 2009
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When you jiz and cover your dick in it, and then you pour pop rocks on your dick. Then have your partner give you oral sex. It represents a feeling of explosiveness.
"dude, my dick felt like a volcano last night when I got a kansas tornado!"
by Sword Polisher March 13, 2009
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(n.) The act of eating cottage cheese out of a woman's vagina.
Brad ate a Kansas Kupcake out of that Duke chick, yo.
by Sherpes February 2, 2007
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1. The most populous city in the state of Missouri.

2. The third most populous city in the state of Kansas.

3. Two separate cities have the name Kansas City.
I'm going to Kansas City.
Which one?
by Fred the Wolf August 13, 2005
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I hear those Kansas Cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children's funerals.

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.
by JewishMormonDemocrat December 20, 2012
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