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Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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Kansas Tornado 

When you jiz and cover your dick in it, and then you pour pop rocks on your dick. Then have your partner give you oral sex. It represents a feeling of explosiveness.
"dude, my dick felt like a volcano last night when I got a kansas tornado!"

The Kansas Tornado 

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good
Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock
The Kansas Tornado by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022

Kansas Tornader 

A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.
Jace: I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas Tornader
William: try not to have an assbaby
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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