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Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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Kansas Tornado 

When you jiz and cover your dick in it, and then you pour pop rocks on your dick. Then have your partner give you oral sex. It represents a feeling of explosiveness.
"dude, my dick felt like a volcano last night when I got a kansas tornado!"

The Kansas Tornado 

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good
Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock
The Kansas Tornado by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022

Kansas Tornader 

A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.
Jace: I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas Tornader
William: try not to have an assbaby

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004