kaneohe Share definition Flag A place in Hawaii on the island of O'ahu that rains most often. On the "windward" side of the island. Whoa braddah, wea you from? I stay live in Kaneohe wea it rain plenty cuz. kaneohe by lasucks July 11, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the kaneohe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch