A pretty cool cat that likes to wear a hat. Doesn't really get mad for the wrong fad. When she sleeps she doesn't make a peep. Quiet as a fox she hides in a box. I think you're awesome like a blossom. If I sang you a lullaby would you be my valentine?
Kale likes to dance in advance.
by knittingkritters February 14, 2014
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a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit
me:"hey kale,why dont you go eat all tylers food?"
kale:"i filled up on horse shit already"
by tommy wilson February 14, 2004
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"GUYS I love listening to 60's bollywood songs"
"You're such a Kale"
by sbhanderi April 24, 2017
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probably one of the chill + funniest people you could know. his/her humor may be dark but once you get to know them, they become one of the most W person you'd know

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ace (minority): five nights at crackers (im in that game as the night guard)

Kale: we couldn’t see you, your too dark
by Acers Rating Gaming August 16, 2023
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A cocky basketball player. Thinks he’s the shit. Isn’t good at anything but thinks he is.
Kale is so cocky! I’m gonna put him in his place!
by The Random 1 January 22, 2020
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