The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.
Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.
Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.
Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.
by DJ Dago December 16, 2010
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