KMHS

Keeping My Head Still - To experience a surge of second-hand embarrassment so intense, one is physically unable to shake one's head (SMH). Usually accompanied by an intense desire to avoid eye contact, and an all-encompassing silence.

Person 1: Have you listened to Iggy Azalea's newest album? It's straight fire.
Person 2: I haven't listened to anything except the My Little Pony soundtrack for the last four years.
Everyone: KMHS

KMHS by WhiteyMcCune February 9, 2015

polyamory parlay at kmhs 

eggplant (m16) and dragonfruit (f16) beef that the best ever (me) got in the middle of

first started with him blocking me, asking to be friends with me, started being weirdly sexual, i manipulated him (i apologized for it i know it was wrong), he suggested polyamory with a freshman, she dmed me, i told her, she gave me some lore like he sa'd her, i told her about his history of cheating and lies, blocked him on everything (except spam bc i forgot), we text all day, basically i apologized for manipulating him, payton told me he only used me for school answers, blocked me, unblocked me to instigate, said how i felt, she told his gma, he wants to be friends with me and i said yes bc he was a close friend, making them have closure, and idk what the convo is of that yet ill update when ready and thats the polyamory parlay at kmhs

polyamory parlay at kmhs by meowowowowowowow69 April 17, 2024