Kjell

Someone who is an absolute god at everything. They are the all mighty Kjell, no two ways about it.

BRUH HOW IS KJELL SO GOOD AT THIS?! HE'S AN ABSOLUTE GOD

by Fenyl April 02, 2021

Kjell

Kjell is lovely, funny and cares about his friends and family. He is also an gamer with good humor, sometimes a little dark. Kjell is okay with how he looks like, he don't care about others opinion because he is proud. If you ever met a guy who is named kjell, talk to him and keep him. He is protective to his friends and wont take you down. Kjell is the best boyfriend you can have, dont let him go!

Person: omg, look at her. She is so ugly and fat!
Kjell: leave her alone, You dont know her! She is a lovely and beautifull person. Dont talk shit about others...

by Care.about.others January 29, 2020

kjell

A very nice and funny person who loves hugs and is the sweetest person ever if you meet one hold on to him

Kjell is the sweetest person ever

by emelly May 03, 2015

kjell

Even though guys named Kjell often have much potential, which they don't use due to laziness, they are still Gods in almost everything. They also are extremely nice people and if you find one, you should definitely keep him, since he will protect his friends. They are very good boyfriends as well and will do anything to satisfy you ( Kjells have an average penis size of 20cm ). Kjell can also be used as synonym for God.

Girl1: Yo that guy over there is so attractive, smart and extremely good at fighting!

Girl2: Wow, you are right! He’s an absolute Kjell!

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Girl1: Omg, you are such a Kjell😍

Guy1: Wow, thanks!! thats the best compliment i’ve ever gotten!

by Definitely not a Kjell November 22, 2021

Kjell

You can Kick Кjеll in the Nuts at the 6.November every year.
Its an Official International Holiday

If you know a kjell , you have the permission to kick him in the balls at the 6.November

by Kirill Nick/gar October 15, 2022

Kjell

A white boy, kiss ass, who is a jack of no trades. Literally has no clue how to do anything . Loud and will literally irritate your soul.

Today, kjell was working with me and all he did was at and there and talk all day and had no clue how to do any of the work we had to do!

by The Mexcellent one July 15, 2021

kjell

a very nice guy who will often put bros over hoes

kjell went out with miranda on a Saturday when Saturdays are for the boys

by thejerseypiledriver September 23, 2019