1 definition by Definitely not a Kjell

Even though guys named Kjell often have much potential, which they don't use due to laziness, they are still Gods in almost everything. They also are extremely nice people and if you find one, you should definitely keep him, since he will protect his friends. They are very good boyfriends as well and will do anything to satisfy you ( Kjells have an average penis size of 20cm ). Kjell can also be used as synonym for God.
Girl1: Yo that guy over there is so attractive, smart and extremely good at fighting!

Girl2: Wow, you are right! He’s an absolute Kjell!

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Girl1: Omg, you are such a Kjell😍

Guy1: Wow, thanks!! thats the best compliment i’ve ever gotten!
by Definitely not a Kjell November 22, 2021
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