Cutting off ones hand and then masturbating in the hope of finishing before you bleed out. Using a picture of a sibling is recommended but not manditory.
Man it sucks Jamie only has one hand left for highfives because that dude pulled off the kingslayer in record time.
John: Have you seen AU_KINGSLAYER? He’s such a good YouTuber and streamer.
Oscar: No, But I will check him out now!
*later*
Oscar: Wow AU_KINGSLAYER is really cool and you should subscribe to him!
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*