kingdom cum 

When you cum so hard you start to see the light.

Guy: Dude, I got a blowjob last night and I think I saw the light that dying people see.
Guy 2: Shit, you went to Kingdom Cum.

kingdom cum by JakesFlannel June 30, 2014

Kingdom cum 

When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come

I can kingdom cum anywhere

Kingdom cum by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022

Kingdom Cum 

Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.

After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.

Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.

Kingdom Cum by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022

Kingdom Cum 

The holy land from where the great Pussiah rains. She holds power atop a rose quartz throne, and commands the nations. Kingdom Cum is a utopia only the wettest and creamiest reach. These men of cum ascend to the holy gates of Kingdom Cum, only with constant prayer to the one and only, Pussiah the Great.

“Upon being emitted to thy kingdom cum, things get creamy.”

Kingdom Cum by THEREALPussiah December 10, 2023

This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows

(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum

This is my kingdom cum by The real press November 2, 2021

blow you to kingdom cum

Once you see it, you can't unsee it

She said, "I'll blow you to kingdom cum"

blow you to kingdom cum by PotatoTomato11104 September 13, 2020

Cum Swamp Kingdom 

A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.

It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.

Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"

Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"

Cum Swamp Kingdom by Obvious_Ninetrey_Alt January 7, 2023