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Basically, "KFM" stands for "Kill Fuck & Marry" which is a game where you are given the names of three people and you must decide whom you would want to "Kill" who you would want to "Fuck" and who you would want to "Marry"
Girl: Hey, Dev, Vnasty, or adam lambert? KFM?

Guy: hmm, i'd Kill Adam, Fuck Vnasty, and Marry Dev
KFM by yung_dough September 5, 2011
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abbreviation for the game Kill Fuck Marry
one person gives another person 3 names of people they know (other gender), they msut choose one person to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill
"Lets play KFM!"
"Ok, Lucy Sam and Mac"
"Fuck Lucy, marry Sam and kill Mac duh!"
KFM by yoyoyoitsBLOOP March 16, 2009
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keen for a mull
yo, kfm sometime?
KFM by saggyudders June 7, 2020
Homosexual, desiring large dongs in one's mouth, etc.

Abbtreviation for "knees for men"
"That dude who doesn't get the point of UD is obviously on his KFM"

"Yeah he likes 'dem big ole donggies, he's KFM."
KFM by Joey Averaggio August 14, 2007
Abbtreviation for "Come Fuck Me Pumps"
Stella wore her KFMP's to the club last night.
KFMP by Va Va Voom October 1, 2008

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

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