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KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
KEVIN MCCALISTER by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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The kevin mccallister 

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.
Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?
The kevin mccallister by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

Kevin McAllister 

To have one's belongings, especially groceries, spill to the ground as a result of their bag(s) ripping open.
I'm gonna go back for another bag, these bags feel like they're gonna Kevin McAllister on me.

Kevin McCallistered 

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.
Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body
Kevin McCallistered by Josaurus February 10, 2019

Kevin McAllister 

The sneaky little guy that gets me and my friends through the night. We pull it out the drawer and fill it with sticky icky. Its called Kevin McAllister due to its sneakyness and suprising qualities.
Guy 1: Bro I drank too much last night, I'm hungover as shit.

Guy 2: Brah just grab the Kevin McAllister out the damn drawer, we gonna gets a little faded.
Kevin McAllister by bvc55 January 1, 2012

kevin mcallister special 

a cheese pizza, no additional toppings, ideally all to yourself
"Hey lemme order for pickup, right lemme get three large pies, one pepperoni, one veggies, one kevin mcallister special"

Kevin McAllister’d 

Fining one’s self Home Alone on a Holiday, instead of with family as planned
Person 1: Worst Holiday ever! My family sucks!
Person 2: Oh no, what happened!

Person 1: I was Kevin McAllister’d
Kevin McAllister’d by thatmadcat November 29, 2024
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