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Jurasu

A cuno, who drinks from the well spring of power and becomes intoxicated with long winded explanations bordering on the non-sensical. This though, is a deflection to keep his fellow friends from realizing his pet has run off and aggro'd mobs, much to his dismay.

Favorite Phrase: "What do u mean?"
Favorite Word: "Cuno"
Favorite Room: "The Bed Chamber"
Favorite Friend: "Castiel, that cuno"
Favorite Delight: "Chefs Chocolate Saucey Balls"

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"Truth to Power"
Oh c'mon Jurasu!
by Hurdan January 11, 2023
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Jurassic Prick

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
by murribunda December 27, 2021
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Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
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Jurassic Park

A great peice of Cinematic magic,
by Rob T September 15, 2003
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Jurassic Park Syndrome

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.
by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008
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Jurassic Park 3

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.
"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"
by alangrantdigshere October 4, 2008
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Jurasskicked Park

The alternate and more proper name for the movie that had dinosaurs kicking the crap out of everyone and everything for 127 minutes.
"Unless you want to take a another trip to Jurasskicked Park, I suggest that we watch a different movie tonight."
by wordopotomus July 1, 2012
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