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Juniorology

The study of junior grimes (junior the filthy child, junior J)

juniorology teaches uncultured peasants (like 99% of the population) how to live like J; free to do whatever we want and unhindered by stress and depression in order to achieve juniorosis, “the state of perfection” where one can do anything without being tied to ethics or morality.

juniorology is strongly tied to most branches of philosophy and also studies the mindset of J Grimes himself and why he is the most mentally aware yet the most at peace with himself and how that impacts the way ones life advances and what it could mean for ones goals and emotional state.

Junior grimes can be considered the pioneer as well as basis for this, one boy (of course he’s NO ORDINARY child as he’s LITERALLY The Forbidden One, but you get the point) became an ENTIRE systematic form of thinking as well as the transsexual cousin of empiricism if it raped rationalism whilst fingerbanging existentialism and put on nihilism as a false mask.

That’s about 1% of the definition of juniorology, not to be forgotten that it’s tied to Juniorism.

Everybody should attempt to study and understand juniorology atleast ONCE before they die.
Oxford professor: now class we return to our lesson on juniorology 101

Student 1: yawn*

Professor: oh you muthafucker *throws a book at said student*

Student 1: ouch! What the hell prof?
*cluches face*

Professor: there will be NOTHING but utmost respect to the study on juniorology now turn to page 666

Rest of the class: yes sir

Professor: alright then let’s begin shall we

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Juniorology is a tough subject to teach for how divisive and brutally honest it can be when exposed to pre indoctrinated pupils with a preconceived notion on what they assume to know and understand about the earth, life and morals as well as supernatural knowledge on life and death.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Woah this mf spittin’

Stephen hawking: I agree

Juniorology: who dares to learn me?
Juniorology by Meatstiggah! September 5, 2021
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