From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.
"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008
mugGet the jumping jesus on a pogo stickmug.
This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!
by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015
mugGet the Holy jumping Jesus on a jet skimug.

jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
by Baddkharmaaz January 02, 2025
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jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.
Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021
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Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.
The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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