Jumping Jack Flash

The woman performs oral sex on the man, while he jumps up and down taking pictures.

Mike: Hey Mark! I heard Joe gave that old woman the jumping jack flash last night!

by Rellik Venom October 13, 2006

jumpin jack flash

This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen

by wanksta July 31, 2003