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Jump Hump 

The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.
Sorry I have to cancel dinner tonight, Stacy needs me to jump hump for her again.
Jump Hump by PharttBoi September 26, 2021

jump hump 

The process used by short people to engage in sex with normal sized individuals.
Rick was having trouble consummating his marriage with his wife so Kenny told him to give it his best jump hump.
jump hump by Farrah Fawcett Hair August 12, 2014

Jump hump 

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.
Jump hump by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022

Jump 'N Hump 

A dance move in which a person will come up behind the dancer or other person and proceed to hump/dance with them until the person turns around, at which time the jump 'n hump individual runs away avoiding recognition and leaving their victim confused and stunned. The literal translation deriving from being physically jumped and then humped.
Girl: (dancing, somehow gets separated from other girls/friends)
Guy: (starts dancing behind her)
Girl: what? (starts to turn around)
Guy: (Turns to girl next to her and starts dancing looking unaware)
Girl: Watch out Meg, there's some guy here doing the Jump 'N Hump.
Jump 'N Hump by Bre MO November 6, 2008

Hump-hump jump 

A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.
Move back, clear the floor! My boy's gonna do the hump-hump jump.
Hump-hump jump by Chrisyoghurt November 13, 2010