jump her 

a sexual act in which while having anal intercourse with a female, a male teleports said female to a public location while simutanelously ejaculating in and around her anal cavaty. the male then teleports away leaving the embarassed female behind to be mocked.

Ben: Hey man, where's that hoe you brought home last night?

Spencer: Man, I decided to jump her ass to Manhattan. That bitch is gonna have one crazy time getting home.

Ban: Damn yo.

jump her by Andrew&Nil February 17, 2008

jump her bones 

Grind her hard, Have sex.

Katy wanted to jump Donna's bones. All she wanted to do was jump her bones.

jump her bones by Fatty capt. August 19, 2006

I'd like to jump her cut 

Something to say when you want to have sexual relations with a female who is a film or video editor.

That editor chick is soooo hot, I'd like to jump her cut!

I'd like to jump her cut by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

jump off here 

I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.

Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-

You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna jump off here. Bye.

jump off here by gmoneyfromdastpete June 20, 2009

Hero jump 

The act of jumping into action, to save or assist someone.
This is often accompanied by a goofy way of jumping to avoid obstacles, which might even be seen as cool.

In a lot of cases these jumps will fail, but is still counted as a hero jump, due to the effort put into assisting others.

You: "Did you see that guy hero jump over that fence?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad his pants got caught on the fence!"

You: "Did you see that guy hero jump from that roof to get the old lady's purse back?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad he failed the landing and sprained his ankle."

You: "Did you see that dog hero jump?"
Random friend: "Yeah it totally looked like a flying sausage!"

Hero jump by MentalButcher June 11, 2012