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Lyrics from 'Searching for Sugar Man': Silver magic ships you carry, jumpers, coke, sweet Mary Jane
jumpers by chezzo April 21, 2013

cricket me jimbers 

A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.
Cricket me jimbers! Where am I and how did I get here?

Jumpers in the door 

U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
Jumpers in the door by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011

Jumber Boo 

(noun) A form of contacting someone used inherently for sex/special favors (paid or unpaid) ; usually applies to LGBT/interracial affairs
Hey Kaden, lemme getcho JUMBER boo I’m tryna fuck on a low baybe!

I gave peaches my JUMBER boo and next thing you kno my warts on the front page of da hub !
Jumber Boo by BigSexyProductions November 16, 2019

jumpers jump 

The youtubers by the name of Carlos and Gavin. They sometimes have special guests. They have a podcast and talks about theories and other things.
Go watch Jumpers Jump new video

Star Jumpers 

In military circles, an exercise that makes you look really retarded and at its peak, makes you look like a star.
Star jumpers make you look retarded.
Star Jumpers by PFCBrownie February 8, 2009