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Jr. High schools 

The school in the middle between elementary school and high school. This is most likely where everybody is trying out weed and doing it because they think there cool and need to stay on top of the popularity world. A place where some guys wears hollister and high nike socks, nike shoes, and tan/ white cargo pants. A place where some girls wear the most expensive clothing in the area and need to gossip about people to make themselves fell better. The girls usually aren't experimenting as much as the guys. The "popular guys" most likely drink or do other drugs. They usually really want to have sex and try to (some succeeding). This is where kids give into peer pressure and either have sex or do drugs. There is always a group though that hates on all of these things and I am one of those people. They are usually obsessed with drama and need to make people feel bad about them for anything. The most racist age group goes here. Whether or not it be black people, jews, mexicans.. You name it. After jr. high they go to high school and realize the shit hole they dug themselves into sophomore to senior year. They apply for colleges but don't get excepted because of the retarded things they do in jr. high. Nothing in Jr. High School even matters dumb asses!
John: Hey derek, lets go try to get some pussy from Amanda.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.

Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up

Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.

John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.

Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.

lincoln jr high school 

A ghetto ass school that looks a prison. Short ass people be sending nudes at age 11 . Bitchy ass school, principal be changing EVERY year. Fr fr
George: Did you go to Lincoln Jr High School?
Sam: Yes
George: You must be ghetto.
lincoln jr high school by Syeeet September 7, 2017

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.
Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

Unity Jr. High school 

"Gang-free" my ass. Smfh.
Principals- "Unity Jr. High school is a gang-free zone."
*gang fight in the halls*

Lebanon Jr High School 

Lebanon Jr High School is just a nasty place. You’ll find boogers on the bathroom walls. Just ew! Don’t talk shit about people because LJHS is where the fights happen. Like fr a girl almost got throwndown the stairs during a fight. LJHS is full of racist thots who think they run the school even though they’re just defined as a racist thot. Wonder why the kids grades are bad there? Because the teachers don’t know how to explain shit they just give you a book and expect you to know the answers to the test. Lastly DONT send/take any videos that could get you in trouble because trust me they.will.get.to.the.school..And will be sent around.
Dude: I heard there’s going to be a fight
Girl: Fr? Let me guess at Lebanon Jr High School?
Dude: Yep, let me grab my camera for the fight
Lebanon Jr High School by CheetoDust December 20, 2019

Aptakisic Jr. High School 

Aptakisic Jr. High School, also known as Stabtakisic, is a school full of toxic people, with a mix of crackheads. The truth is, a girl got stabbed with a pencil there. It first only contained 7th and 8th grade, but then the school board decided to add 6th graders. What were they thinking? Now they got a bunch of midgets running around, doing fortnite emotes. The lunch is pretty dope, and the teachers are pretty chill. It's all just a popularity contest of who can date the most in a short period of time, so beware.
Carl: Yo I got stabbed last year with a pencil.

Alan: wait did you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Carl: yeah

Alan: oh no wonder you got stabbed

Emerson Jr/sr high school NJ 

The most shittiest high school in all of New Jersey & Shittiest high school you will ever be in your life The special education will literally treat you like a baby if you’re really autistic And seek grown ass kids play Minecraft you will have a 45% chance of being raped by someone or a Junior in that school please warn your parents don’t go to this fucking school
Yo bro Emerson Jr/Sr high school NJ is a crappy school don’t go there
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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B)
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