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Jose Loredo 

Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news
Jose Loredo: I wanna get that bitch in bed!
Jose Loredo by Bvb*123 July 16, 2011
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