An amazing person with a wonderful personality.He is perfect.His looks are amazing.It is weird but most of them end up marrying someone named Sarah.But no one really can tell how great he is until you get to know him.(A sex god)
by Urban Masters April 1, 2017
Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY
by So desses mesmo... March 24, 2017
A creepy hairy virgin. He sings like an autistic dolphin, has no outside skills and would gladly suck off Captain America (possibly take dick). An illegal beaner, possibly a bigger pedophile than "Matthew". He's obsessed with females, that one creepy kid in the rally recording cheerleaders for personal use. The type of nigga to sniff a girl's seat when she gets up.
Cheerleader 1: Did you see that creepy ass virgin recording us during the rally?
Cheerleader 2: Yeah, that's Jose, I hear he sniffs my seat when I get up
Cheerleader 3: My mom knows his mom, they came over one day and I noticed some of my panties went missing after that day.
Kid: I grabbed his backpack one day, he turned around real pissed saying, "What's up nigga?"
Cheerleader 2: Yeah, that's Jose, I hear he sniffs my seat when I get up
Cheerleader 3: My mom knows his mom, they came over one day and I noticed some of my panties went missing after that day.
Kid: I grabbed his backpack one day, he turned around real pissed saying, "What's up nigga?"
by fatassgingerlookimnforpipe December 4, 2017
John- Dude where is Jose
Nathan-he went to the movies
John- Jose never invites us anywhere but we invite him
Nathan-he went to the movies
John- Jose never invites us anywhere but we invite him
by Kvng_of_Ny July 30, 2018
A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.
Josing can be defined as the following:
1. Serving time in jail or prison.
2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.
3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
Josing can be defined as the following:
1. Serving time in jail or prison.
2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.
3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."
(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."
(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."
(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."
(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
by BR Phat March 3, 2013
Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship
by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015
A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.
by Sytoc March 12, 2021