A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.
Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.
by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018
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I have not been friends with him for very long but what I’ve learned from my experience is. Jordy is HALARIOUS. Loves memes. Handsome. Loves soccer. He’s athletic. Cute if I didn’t already mention. And so fun to be around. He is definitely a ladies man. I mean I wouldn’t judge the girls who like him because he’s handsome and funny and sweet and so much more but I already mentioned it. Stay friends with him no matter what. Because well I don’t really know why and I’m waiting to see why I love being around him. But stay friends with him. Because he’s amazing. I’ve only known him for a few months and I can’t remember my life before I ever talked to him. I lost him, and I truly miss him a lot so when you find yourself a Jordy like this don't lose him.
Jordy I love and miss you.
by Peaches🥰 July 15, 2019
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The sweetest, funniest guy in the whole world. He loves bears and guns. He makes the best boyfriend, is super attractive and is great in the sack. He knows how to make anyone smile and will be there for you whenever you need him.
by Dickstache April 16, 2013
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Ashley: Wow it just got so dark
Jordy: its the shadow of my penis bitch
by itsyaboi_skinnypenis November 25, 2016
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Attractive guy with nice eyes. Talented and smart. Everybody needs a Jordy in their life, he is a good understandable person. He is also a very good loving boyfriend. If you are dating a Jordy then you’re lucky.
Girl: I wish I was dating a Jordy
Boy: why?
Girl: because he’s 100000 times better than you
by TheLoyalMan October 26, 2018
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A silly, somtimes rediculous guy who is Usualy very nice to everyone. Tends to know somthing about everything. He is fairly easily embarassed. he is also loving and

Honest and is very reliable.
Jordi is sooooo awesome.
by Lord Jordicus October 19, 2011
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A person who would understand you and would make a really good boyfriend. He would love his girlfriend so much and never leave her side.
by Mae001 June 10, 2016
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