jordanus 

Jordanus is really just that guy. I mean you literally can’t go wrong with the guy. All I’m saying is, if you know a jordanus. Don’t lose him, cause their a one of kind dawg.

Holy shit Is that jordanus? Man he’s dripped and cool!

jordanus by justhereforyapal November 22, 2021

like Jordans on Saturday 

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

like Jordans on Saturday by TronaNon January 21, 2008

JordansNut 

A bad bitch. PERIOT.

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JordansNut by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018

scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

scuffed my jordans by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

Michael Jordanism by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

jordanesque 

a word to define all forms of perfection

Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque

jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004

Jordanski 

Has great aim no game sense no awareness and is known as grandpa walker in the infernal realms discord.

Wow that playstyle reminds me of jordanski

Jordanski by Y0rdan September 9, 2019