an American pop rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey made out of stupid teeny bop prep faggots who are a younger version of good charlotte. They suck ass, theyre all Fugly as fuck and they dress all punk when their favorite snack is probably strawberries dipped in whip cream and chocolate.
Jonas brothers fan: NICK JONAS IS SO HOT
Nick jonas: *pops collar* yes im a preppy mcprepp thats fucking gay and has a faggot ass jewfro
me: why the fuck do scum like you live on this planet, damn sellout you don't deserve hollywood fame
Nick jonas: *pops collar* yes im a preppy mcprepp thats fucking gay and has a faggot ass jewfro
me: why the fuck do scum like you live on this planet, damn sellout you don't deserve hollywood fame
by MandySteinrofl August 8, 2007
painfully overrated disney shit that appeals only to little girls who have narrow minds and no taste in real music. There supposedly 'attractive' but...I don't see it....damn you disney. Ruining a generation...
Typical Jonas Brothers Fan Speech Fan: OH MY JONAS!! I LOVE YOU JOE *kisses poster* WANNA GO LISTEN TO SOME JAZZY JONAS SONGS?!? Me: *sighs* I feel sorry for your childhood. Go listen to some real music, would ya?
by ShmoobyWhale July 7, 2009
My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)
The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.
Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.
They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.
Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.
They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
person 1: What's with you!
person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.
person 1: Jonas Brothers?
Person 2: yes, please kill me
person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.
person 1: Jonas Brothers?
Person 2: yes, please kill me
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!
by fghhjhujk8k77 September 14, 2008
by The Ginger Ninja July 11, 2008
A band that teenage and preteen girls all over the world are obsessing over for some strange reason that I can't even begin to fathom. Possibly it's because they (the young girls) are having this weird hallucination of them being hot, which is absolutely crazy. That's definitely the only reason, unless they look up at them because they wish their boyfriends had that kind of skill in dumping them (NOT). Because the idea that anyone could even like their music just the tiniest bit is a thought that my entire mind repels against.
Trust me, I know about this, I am one of the few teens who haven't been caught up in this massive brainwashing. Save yourself before you are too!!!!!!
Trust me, I know about this, I am one of the few teens who haven't been caught up in this massive brainwashing. Save yourself before you are too!!!!!!
(Jonas Brothers come on radio)
Fangirl One: OMGOMGOMG it's the jonas brothers!!! nick is so hot!!!! yay!!!!!!
Sane person: ahhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ears are in torture!!
(Fangirls turn it up)
Fangirl Two: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!??!?! The jobros are amazing, talented young boys!! and OMG JOE IS SO HOT!!!!!
Sane person: HELP!!!
(Sane person attempts to change station; fangirls turn on him with knives)
Fangirl One: And Nick is so hot!!!!
Fangirl Two: Joe only broke up with Taylor so he could go out with ME!!!
Sane person: *gurgle*
Fangirl One: OMGOMGOMG it's the jonas brothers!!! nick is so hot!!!! yay!!!!!!
Sane person: ahhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ears are in torture!!
(Fangirls turn it up)
Fangirl Two: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!??!?! The jobros are amazing, talented young boys!! and OMG JOE IS SO HOT!!!!!
Sane person: HELP!!!
(Sane person attempts to change station; fangirls turn on him with knives)
Fangirl One: And Nick is so hot!!!!
Fangirl Two: Joe only broke up with Taylor so he could go out with ME!!!
Sane person: *gurgle*
by onlysaneonearoundhereanymore February 16, 2009
JONAS BROTHERS =
1. They actually like men, but weren't ever attractive enough to attract decent men, so they though HEY LETS PEDOPHILE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
YAY.
2. They're ugly because their parents were cows.
3. They say they're Christian, but really they're Amish. SHH, SECRETS.
4. They've actually gotten blowjobs, handjobs, and got their vaginas fingerbanged by their 12year old fans.
5. Cockroaches write their music.
6. They fucked Walt Disney's dead body, and that's why Disney allows them on their channel.
THANK YOU :)
1. They actually like men, but weren't ever attractive enough to attract decent men, so they though HEY LETS PEDOPHILE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
YAY.
2. They're ugly because their parents were cows.
3. They say they're Christian, but really they're Amish. SHH, SECRETS.
4. They've actually gotten blowjobs, handjobs, and got their vaginas fingerbanged by their 12year old fans.
5. Cockroaches write their music.
6. They fucked Walt Disney's dead body, and that's why Disney allows them on their channel.
THANK YOU :)
JONAS BROTHERS :
1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay.
JOE : BUT WE'RE UGLY :(
OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days.
All : YAY.
2. ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD.
MOM AND DAD : MOO.
3. NICK: OH NO, THIS GIRL TOLD ME TO CALL HER! BUT IM AMISH.
JOE : OH SHIT.
NICK : plus buy me condoms, cause im 14 and need them.
4. NICK : OOH BABY.
12 YEAR OLD : I DONT KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK BUT I LOVE YOU.
JOE : SUCK ME TOO.
OTHER BROTHER : FINGER BANG MY VAG.
5.COCKROACH : I WRITE THEIR MUSIC.
6. WALT DISNEY : OOH BABYYY.
NICK, JOE, OTHERGUY : DAMN YOU'RE TIGHT.
DISNEY PEOPLE : ROFL. YOU'RE IN.
1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay.
JOE : BUT WE'RE UGLY :(
OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days.
All : YAY.
2. ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD.
MOM AND DAD : MOO.
3. NICK: OH NO, THIS GIRL TOLD ME TO CALL HER! BUT IM AMISH.
JOE : OH SHIT.
NICK : plus buy me condoms, cause im 14 and need them.
4. NICK : OOH BABY.
12 YEAR OLD : I DONT KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK BUT I LOVE YOU.
JOE : SUCK ME TOO.
OTHER BROTHER : FINGER BANG MY VAG.
5.COCKROACH : I WRITE THEIR MUSIC.
6. WALT DISNEY : OOH BABYYY.
NICK, JOE, OTHERGUY : DAMN YOU'RE TIGHT.
DISNEY PEOPLE : ROFL. YOU'RE IN.
by YOUR MOM SUCKS JONAS DICK. July 13, 2008