These are things you can recognize a Jonah by:
- They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping
- You also can call them 'Klojonahs'
- They usually don't do any kind of sports.
- They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party.
- They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes.
- They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason
- They dance when they feel depressive
- They will often stare at a wall if they're bored
- They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time
- They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game
- They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away.
- When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry
- They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping
- You also can call them 'Klojonahs'
- They usually don't do any kind of sports.
- They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party.
- They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes.
- They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason
- They dance when they feel depressive
- They will often stare at a wall if they're bored
- They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time
- They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game
- They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away.
- When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry
"That unhealthy blonde looking piece of trash actually has a great sense of humor, that's Jonah"
"Jonah always disapproves my jokes, whyyyy"
"Jonah and Jetta should have a relationship, but he doesn't like the idea"
"Jonah always disapproves my jokes, whyyyy"
"Jonah and Jetta should have a relationship, but he doesn't like the idea"
by BatroniekBochtwerper February 18, 2018
by Dick swayed November 3, 2019
A skinny and introverted person, who generally opens up when you meet him. Only watches the dankest and spiciest memes. Will sometimes say the gayest or most retarded shit without noticing it. Can be an asshole at times, and is not afraid to insult people when he needs to, but he will generally be a nice person. Don't get too attached tho, because he has the smallest micropenis.
Person 1: that skinny ass blonde kid ran into class screaming "Poland Can Into Space"
Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself
Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself
by polishgay December 12, 2019
A tall guy with a tiny penis. Always looks down at guys' crotches and gets erect. A homosexual tranny. A true sped monkey.
by Jewlover86 January 3, 2019
Jonah…. He seems great and loving caring but …. Lest be real heirs a hoe …. Now he could be nice, all I am saying is Jonah's … sweet talk a lot of girls … girls who think they think are easy to get at witch is every girl to them. You see this man will act like an boy …. He’s set in ways with daddy and moody issues that cause them anger witch is taking out on you , he will hit on your friends too …. Lie to your face even though everyone, his friends, your people’s told you he’s been leading you on , cheating however , Jonah will dine it .
Jonah is an cheater
by Rose m. R October 18, 2021
Ewe it Jonah, I hate him
by Con Reagel November 23, 2019
A man who just goes on living to avoid disappointing his loved ones. A total douchebag and a massive cunt.
Example:
P1: "Wow, look at that guy."
P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."
P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."
P1: "Wow, look at that guy."
P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."
P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."
by NotReeder69 January 10, 2021