The most dysfuntional family on US soil.
Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8
Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.
Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8
Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is the highest rated TV show on TLC. I don't blame Jon for cheating on his wife. She's horrible and i think he should get the kids. They like him better. Hell i like him better, Kate denied a thirsy Maddy water and then DRANK infront of her and she started crying. Backstage in an interview
by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009
To ejaculate inside of the vagina eight times, then slapping your partner in the forehead eight times with your cock, while fondling a plastic surgeons daughter.
by chick cat November 04, 2009
A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
by Justin Gerard February 01, 2010
A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.
by baseracer June 25, 2009
A TLC television show about a couple and their 8 children. It is one of the most watched shows on TLC. The show format is of the two parents recounting a particular day and the trails and tribulations that follow as they raise their children. These interview responses are interruptions to clips from that day. In other words, the most amazing show ever!
by tlcrepresent December 11, 2008
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Pretty much the best TLC show in the world. About a mom and dad having 8 kids (twins and sextuplets)... Pretty much rocks if you love kids and life unscripted!!
by Kathryn14 March 06, 2009