"Joking Me" is a way to ask your kid if they are lying and getting them to admit they are lying to you.
Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you
"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..
If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.
Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you
"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..
If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.
I can get my kid to admit they are lying just by saying r u JOKING ME...and it makes life just a little easier cause they think they are funny but they think I am funnier just cause I keep saying r u "JOKING ME"
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 1, 2017
A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.
Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!
by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third March 21, 2006
A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.
by IbanezPlayer071 March 14, 2006
coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009
I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
by bpglblglblp August 20, 2019
When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.
Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"
by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024