Are you joking me?

A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.

Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!

by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third March 21, 2006

are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009