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1.Noun- an ambiguous term known only by Canadians. The noun form has a variety of different meanings all of witch are uncertain.
ex. Youve got alot of jornk in there.
2. Verb - again this usage is ambiguous and has a variety of different meanings. Its verbal form can take on the forms jornks, jornked, jornking, or jornksings.

ex. Hey you stop jornkin over dare.
3. Adjective- This form can describe any noun in any language. It is uncertain, however, what this discription means.

ex. The jornked moose is nolonger living.
4. Adverb- this form can describe any verb or any other adjective, including the adjective form of the word jornk which can describe the noun form of the word jornk which can assume the action of the verb form of jornk.

ex. The jornky jornked jornk jornked maple syrup.
Get the Jornk in the trornk and lets blow this maple syrup stand
Jornk by bobsagit111111111115 January 15, 2009
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Johrno, another word for a submissive man. Has no Alpha in his bones, and loves BDSM. Johrno's favorite activity is getting pegged by his girlfriend, they do it every Friday night religiously.
Jack: "You wanna hang Friday night?"
David: "Nah, sorry I got a pegging sesh with my gf."
Jack: "Man, you're such a Johrno."
Johrno by icantakeafootofmeat November 7, 2022
Replaces any foul or obscene words
Can be used to describe a nice booty
Dude, I just johnkulated.
My johnk is huge right now.
I would johnk you so hard
That girl has a nice johnk.
I would rip that johnk up.
I got a johnker in my pants
I'm gonna go ape johnk you

"OH MY GODDD JAJAHAAHAA"
Johnk by Niceass21 April 20, 2009

Johnk Mank

Johnk Mank is a famous teacher in LSC. He also has an important role in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. Though he is not broken like Wang Lai, he can evolve Wang Lai using his own powers, but the consequence is to die. He is such a good friend of Wang Lai that he sacrificed himself for him. Wang Lai transformed into Johnk Wank Lai after he has gotten the powers of Johnk Mank.
A: I got Johnk Wank Lai in the game!
B: U won. Johnk Mank is OP.
Johnk Mank by Johnk Mank lover December 16, 2021
A bitch-ass security guard who has a part time park ranger job and fuckin acts power hungry .
“Ayo, fuck JohnK, he an opp bitch-ass park ranger
JohnK by mcnuggetnuts April 28, 2022
A massive fucking gimp who is shit at Rocket League.
Johnk is a massive fucking gimp
Johnk by Johnk5677828292 October 1, 2025