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Johnnoluck 

When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.
Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.
Johnnoluck by aphid2 November 27, 2016
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A stern, serious male with a deliciously cheeky, mischievous side. Reliable in a crisis, capable of protecting those he holds dear. Loyal, lawful and a straight talker who does not suffer fools. He is a humble and loyal friend who takes care of himself, he likes his independence, can be a loner. On the surface, he may appear cold and unfeeling but underneath he is kind, caring and generous with friends and loved ones. He is an interesting character who will enjoy experiencing new things...mostly - conversely, he likes hanging at home, relaxing and enjoys sharing a story or two. If Johnno is your lover, you will enjoy a great deal of pleasure in the bedroom, a selfless and attentive bed partner who likes a little experimentation! If you have the opportunity to get to know a Johnno...you wont be disappointed!
Johnno would be a perfect best man, he won't lose the ring!
Johnno by nnej teews February 14, 2019

JohnontheRadio 

An Ambiguous Male who goes by the name of John On The Radio/John and Toby. Not yet reached 1 million but by recording with the one and only Fitz, he'll get there soon enough. He is shipped with Fitz and Kryozgaming and is apart of the Gay Baby Gang and the misfits (number one podcast on iTunes). Show the ambiguous princess some love will ya'?
JohnontheRadio is an Ambiguous Male/Ambiguous Princess
JohnontheRadio by Foreverloving101 September 18, 2018
Johrdon is a nice and caring person. They always look out for others before themselves. They always know how to make you laugh, even on accident. Johrdon has an AMAZING sense of style, they can rock any outfit. Johrdon is very likable. They’re everyone’s friend! Johrdon is a very smart, intellectual person. They always know what to say and do. Johrdon is also very TRUSTWORTHY. You can tell them anything and you’ll be guaranteed your secret is safe with them. They can be stubborn sometimes, but that’s what makes them Johrdon! Johrdon is the absolute most sweetest person you will ever meet. They will always be there for you, no matter what. Johrdon always defends their opinion, standing up for themself. Johrdon is a go with the flow type of person, ready for anything. Johrdon can be very awkward at times, but they always keep the conversation going. Johrdon is the type of person who will always try to make you smile. Just thinking of them will they will make you smile. Johrdon is an amazing friend. Johrdon is a warm person. Johrdon’s stupid jokes will always get you to laugh, even if they aren’t funny. Overall, Johrdon is just this person you will always be comfortable with, and that you will want to be around.
“Johrdon”
“:)”
Johrdon by loser11 May 6, 2020

Johnrobbed 

To end up with a large hangover due to the persuasive power of an individual. The individual will persuade you to stay and drink more without having to try too hard. Especially used in the Arts Community on launch nights and social gatherings.
Scott - Eurgh I feel awful

Pete - I thought you weren't staying out late last night

Scott - I wasn't but i was totally Johnrobbed

Pete - Again?!
Johnrobbed by EdWinchester August 27, 2013
A name of a misunderstood individual. He is talented, heartfelt, and certainly not gay. Johno always trys to do whats best for people although they're not always trying to do the same for him. He likes a girl, who doesn't even realize he likes her. He's your commen man hero. He gets all the girls to like him, but they all want to be his best friend. He's always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
Johno is so cute, I want to be his bestfriend.
Johno by TherealLoser November 21, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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