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Johrno, another word for a submissive man. Has no Alpha in his bones, and loves BDSM. Johrno's favorite activity is getting pegged by his girlfriend, they do it every Friday night religiously.
Jack: "You wanna hang Friday night?"
David: "Nah, sorry I got a pegging sesh with my gf."
Jack: "Man, you're such a Johrno."
Johrno by icantakeafootofmeat November 7, 2022
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Johnnoluck 

When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.
Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.
Johnnoluck by aphid2 November 27, 2016
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A stern, serious male with a deliciously cheeky, mischievous side. Reliable in a crisis, capable of protecting those he holds dear. Loyal, lawful and a straight talker who does not suffer fools. He is a humble and loyal friend who takes care of himself, he likes his independence, can be a loner. On the surface, he may appear cold and unfeeling but underneath he is kind, caring and generous with friends and loved ones. He is an interesting character who will enjoy experiencing new things...mostly - conversely, he likes hanging at home, relaxing and enjoys sharing a story or two. If Johnno is your lover, you will enjoy a great deal of pleasure in the bedroom, a selfless and attentive bed partner who likes a little experimentation! If you have the opportunity to get to know a Johnno...you wont be disappointed!
Johnno would be a perfect best man, he won't lose the ring!
Johnno by nnej teews February 14, 2019

JohnontheRadio 

An Ambiguous Male who goes by the name of John On The Radio/John and Toby. Not yet reached 1 million but by recording with the one and only Fitz, he'll get there soon enough. He is shipped with Fitz and Kryozgaming and is apart of the Gay Baby Gang and the misfits (number one podcast on iTunes). Show the ambiguous princess some love will ya'?
JohnontheRadio is an Ambiguous Male/Ambiguous Princess
JohnontheRadio by Foreverloving101 September 18, 2018
Johrdon is a nice and caring person. They always look out for others before themselves. They always know how to make you laugh, even on accident. Johrdon has an AMAZING sense of style, they can rock any outfit. Johrdon is very likable. They’re everyone’s friend! Johrdon is a very smart, intellectual person. They always know what to say and do. Johrdon is also very TRUSTWORTHY. You can tell them anything and you’ll be guaranteed your secret is safe with them. They can be stubborn sometimes, but that’s what makes them Johrdon! Johrdon is the absolute most sweetest person you will ever meet. They will always be there for you, no matter what. Johrdon always defends their opinion, standing up for themself. Johrdon is a go with the flow type of person, ready for anything. Johrdon can be very awkward at times, but they always keep the conversation going. Johrdon is the type of person who will always try to make you smile. Just thinking of them will they will make you smile. Johrdon is an amazing friend. Johrdon is a warm person. Johrdon’s stupid jokes will always get you to laugh, even if they aren’t funny. Overall, Johrdon is just this person you will always be comfortable with, and that you will want to be around.
“Johrdon”
“:)”
Johrdon by loser11 May 6, 2020

Johnrobbed 

To end up with a large hangover due to the persuasive power of an individual. The individual will persuade you to stay and drink more without having to try too hard. Especially used in the Arts Community on launch nights and social gatherings.
Scott - Eurgh I feel awful

Pete - I thought you weren't staying out late last night

Scott - I wasn't but i was totally Johnrobbed

Pete - Again?!
Johnrobbed by EdWinchester August 27, 2013
A name of a misunderstood individual. He is talented, heartfelt, and certainly not gay. Johno always trys to do whats best for people although they're not always trying to do the same for him. He likes a girl, who doesn't even realize he likes her. He's your commen man hero. He gets all the girls to like him, but they all want to be his best friend. He's always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
Johno is so cute, I want to be his bestfriend.
Johno by TherealLoser November 21, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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