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JohnnySexual 

You love the one and only Johnny suh from Chicago CAUSE JOHNNY SUH BEST BOY
hey do you wanna date bb girl? No im Johnnysexual <33 "we are not talking anymore" idc i love Johnny more <333
JohnnySexual by armymoastaynetzien February 2, 2022

Johnnysexual 

The act of only being attracted to Johnny Lawrence from Cobra Kai
‘Do you like anyone’
‘No I’m johnnysexual so I only like Johnny Lawrence’
Johnnysexual by legnakfnfjd June 13, 2021

johnnysexual 

the act of wanting to gawk gawk and get choked by one and only chicago boi mr. john suh
him: wanna come over tonight to watch netflix and chill?
her: sorry i'm johnnysexual
johnnysexual by leeawooga January 17, 2022

Johnnysexual 

You are only attracted to Johnnys. Any any Johnny. No John's.
Oi I was at the Flaggy when I spotted the Johnny in question arguing over a coin. I instantly became aroused and took him to the carpark and fondled his coin slot. My mate The Bug Guy said "fuck you are a chronic Johnnysexual!"
Johnnysexual by LorraineHaul February 21, 2022

johnsexual 

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.
Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual
johnsexual by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017

jennysexual 

people who like jennies, the new upcoming sexuality in the lgbtjq - the j in the lgbtjq
yo im jennysexual, i like jennies for like
same gang
jennysexual by lytsun December 12, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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