johnny welly man

A very famous homeless bloke based in the cesspool of St. Helens. The people in St.helens seem to have an obsession with giving him pound coins despite the fact he might be a millionaire. He is often spotted In Greg’s.

“Ay lad I saw Johnny welly man In Greg’s”-chav 1
“Did you give a quid bruv”-chav2

johnny welly man by Massiveknob December 18, 2019

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Johnny Welly man

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's

Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away

Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend

Johnny Welly man by Jupiter 06 August 21, 2021

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Johnny welly man

A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. He’s the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.

Person 1: “saw Johnny welly man today”
Person 2: “what a unit.”

Johnny welly man by BigGman347 December 18, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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