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Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
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