Johnny Rag 

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

Johnny Rag by saigon22 June 17, 2012

Raging Johnny 

- n. | Anyone currently in the act of attempting to harm an individual.

- n. | Any homosexual that will uproar at a homophobic remark.

- v. | A visible state of drunkenness.

Look at all these <RAGING JOHNNY'S>... Give em' more beer! It's fucking St. Patrick's Day.

Raging Johnny by Sori_Boi March 27, 2009

Johnnygagging 

Overcomplication of a simple phrase by using excessive wording.

"You know that animal? The one that's kind of like a horse, except not? It has like, a mayne and stripes and stuff? You know? Zebras? You know what I'm talking about? They're like little horses."

"Stop that johnnygagging!"

"quit johnnygagging!"
"don't be such a johnnygagger!"
"I hate it when you johnnygag."

Johnnygagging by BrianWilcott January 18, 2009

johnnyray 

JohnnyRay is the most sweetest guy you will ever meet full of energy out going and caring he is the perfect boyfriend but even better husband he is super protected to what is "his" and will do anything thing for his family get you a JohnnyRay and never late him go he is super intelligent witty very good with people and we'll go above and beyond to get the job done and this is why he is very successful

JohnnyRay is the best thing that ever happened too me

johnnyray by Chosovi December 6, 2021