Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)
Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022
The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them
by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021
by Jdswag January 3, 2021
June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 9, 2020
by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021
by bsk$$$ December 3, 2020
A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021