Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 02, 2010

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 September 08, 2015

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.

I'm jog watching at the girls soccer practice.

by Max Bronson September 20, 2015

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.

I'm going jog watching at track practice.

by Max Bronson October 03, 2015

Jogging Clogging

Recieving oral sex while jogging.

"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"

by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010

National Jogging Day

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it

Finally it’s national jogging day.

by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020

Jog On

When you don't want to swear but want to tell someone where to go, in the most politeful way possible.

When someone is annoying and will not leave you alone...
Me- "Go and Jog On mate"

When the kids are driving you batty bonkers...
"Just Jog On"

by SezzaTheRealist November 24, 2021